Why
Waffles are Better than Pancakes?
Waffles will
always be better than pancakes. To begin with, if you've been watching Dexter,
what he says about waffles and pancakes isn't true. When asked by Astor and
Cody about the difference between Waffles and Pancakes, he replies, “A waffle
is a lot like a pancake, only square” he replies. When asked to elaborate, he
explains that the waffle was invented by Simon P. Waffle, who liked to stack
his waffles, and therefore made them square. This is NOT TRUE! Dexter LIED!
Firstly, there are many waffles that are not square! As I write this article I
am eating a round chocolate chip waffle covered in Nuttella. Waffles also have little
square cells on them, and sound so much better than ‘pancakes’ ughh.
Dexter: Deb, I lied about the pancakes. Deb: What the fuck, Dex? |
Now let’s explore the differences. Waffles taste exactly
like pancakes do, except for the fact that they are a lot lighter than
pancakes! Waffles are light and crispy (if you toast them) and are thus easier
to chew your way through (if you’ve just woken up) as well as more enjoyable to
eat. Waffles can be eaten with anything (Nutella, syrup, bananas, strawberry
flavouring) while traditionally, pancakes are usually served with just syrup or
bananas.
Given the lack
of any substantial differences, the question arises- is one really better than
the other? Well let me put it this way. Let us consider you have waffle/pancake
batter (the recipes for both are the same, with the difference being in the
iron used to cook them in) Would you rather enjoy the light almost wafer like taste of waffles? Or would you
prefer the soggy, heavy pancakes? Would you rather say the word ‘waffles’? Or
sound like an old maid and say ‘pancake’?
This is what people look like when they say 'pancakes' |
Please comment below and tell us what
you like better : waffles or pancakes! Sincerely, Waffles!
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ReplyDeleteI happen to personally know Simon P. Waffle and the story is absolutely true. Simon was a strange boy who loved all things square. He would only play with the square legos and only draw squares or boxes in art class. His haircut made his head look square. He had plastic surgery to have his jaw and face look square. He wore square rings and all his clothes had square prints on them. Unfortunately, Simon was playing in the street while road work was going on and he was squished flat as a pancake. Guess the pancakes wins in the end after all.
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