Chariots of the Cops

Chariots of the Cops

          After watching the entire season 1 of Ancient Aliens (these were desperate times) I have decided to make my own ancient alien theory. Around 10 years back, the policemen stationed at the Victoria Memorial Grounds had to make their rounds on foot. Then, suddenly, in the last two years they have started making their rounds on these electrical vehicles that do not emit gases. Could mankind have advanced so far in the last ten years? Or is this the effect of an unknown extra-terrestrial force? Find out in this piece of Ancient Mouldy Waffles

Kolkata Police walking before the magic chariots

The Kolkata Police on one of their rounds on their eco-friendly vehicles.

Before we get into whether the vehicles used by the police are evidence of ET intervention or not, we must first take a look at chariots. Chariots are probably the earliest form of transportation invented by humans. How then did they suddenly gain the intelligence? Also could it be that the chariots themselves were not chariots but the same eco-friendly vehicles being used in Kolkata today? Around the year 264 BC, no cameras existed. Rome was the centre of the world, and would hold ‘gladiator fights’ on a regular basis. How do we still have a video of the same fights that took place then? (The video disk is called The Gladiator) And are the chariots in the video the same as the vehicles being used today? Answering the first question is easy. Aliens gave us the video in an attempt to help us understand how they have continued to assist our stupid un-evolved race flourish. As for the second question, a close up of one of the chariots reveals a propane gas tank, probably the same one used in the cars in the Victoria memorial.

The video was a little blurry, but if you look closely you can see a gas tank!

“It’s completely possible that aliens did in fact introduce the first gas operated car! In fact back then due to their limited vocabulary, they would have depicted the same car as the chariot. Also given how their brains were slow they would have seen the chariot as much faster than it actually was, which explains the speed of the chariots in the ancient films found compared to the relatively slow cars at the Victoria Memorial. The gas tank seen on the chariot would also account for the smoke-free ride”, says Giorgio A. Tsoukalos an expert on alien theories. “It also makes sense logically. Kolkata is overpopulated, and impoverished, do you really think the government would spend more money so patrolmen that stop couples from making out can breathe, and move around easily?” he asked excitedly. Could it really be that Aliens are the source of the slow automobiles in Victoria Memorials? Or could it be that humans are smart enough to invent a simple gadget on their own? Only time will tell!

Giorgio explaining this theory!

PS- This is just a joke, I actually find alien theories quite compelling, and you never now they might be true!