Chariots of the Cops
After watching
the entire season 1 of Ancient Aliens (these
were desperate times) I have decided to make my own ancient alien theory.
Around 10 years back, the policemen stationed at the Victoria Memorial Grounds
had to make their rounds on foot. Then, suddenly, in the last two years they
have started making their rounds on these electrical vehicles that do not emit
gases. Could mankind have advanced so far in the last ten years? Or is this the
effect of an unknown extra-terrestrial force? Find out in this piece of Ancient Mouldy Waffles
Kolkata Police walking before the magic chariots |
The Kolkata Police on one of their rounds on their eco-friendly vehicles. |
Before we get into whether the vehicles
used by the police are evidence of ET intervention or not, we must first take a
look at chariots. Chariots are probably the earliest form of transportation
invented by humans. How then did they suddenly gain the intelligence? Also
could it be that the chariots themselves were not chariots but the same
eco-friendly vehicles being used in Kolkata today? Around the year 264 BC, no
cameras existed. Rome was the centre of the world, and would hold ‘gladiator
fights’ on a regular basis. How do we still have a video of the same fights
that took place then? (The video disk is called The Gladiator) And are the chariots in the video the same as the
vehicles being used today? Answering the first question is easy. Aliens gave us
the video in an attempt to help us understand how they have continued to assist
our stupid un-evolved race flourish. As for the second question, a close up of
one of the chariots reveals a propane gas tank, probably the same one used in
the cars in the Victoria memorial.
The video was a little blurry, but if you look closely you can see a gas tank! |
“It’s completely possible that
aliens did in fact introduce the first gas operated car! In fact back then due
to their limited vocabulary, they would have depicted the same car as the
chariot. Also given how their brains were slow they would have seen the chariot
as much faster than it actually was, which explains the speed of the chariots
in the ancient films found compared to the relatively slow cars at the Victoria
Memorial. The gas tank seen on the chariot would also account for the smoke-free ride”, says Giorgio A. Tsoukalos an expert on alien theories. “It also
makes sense logically. Kolkata is overpopulated, and impoverished, do you
really think the government would spend more money so patrolmen that stop
couples from making out can breathe, and move around easily?” he asked
excitedly. Could it really be that Aliens are the source of the slow
automobiles in Victoria Memorials? Or could it be that humans are smart enough
to invent a simple gadget on their own? Only time will tell!
Giorgio explaining this theory! |
PS- This is just a joke, I actually find alien theories quite compelling, and you never now they might be true!